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Texas Sex (state of Limerick no 6)
A well-married couple from Texas
hade different experience of sex as
a nice ride for him
but for her deadly grim
They decided to fuck with their exes (except Xmas)
Miss Missouri (state of Limerick no 5)
A beautiful miss from Missouri
just said with a laugh "Oh, I'm sorry!"
as she changed her tights
by a castle where knights
in stiff silence begged her: "So - 'r we?!
Alabama Mama (state of Limerick no 4)
Big boy from Alabama
sold his grown, well-fed mama
to immoral good price
what the hell, threw a dice
got resource to replace Obama
Free Teasing Tennessee (state of Limerick no 3)
That country man from Tennessee
he wanted his wife to be free,
bought them a teenie horse
in Nashville, played tempting scores,
found out there were no room for three
[They found each other, but not he]
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